therealstevesmith

I Smell Rubber

                               April 24, 2007

        Oh, that must be Russell Simmons backtracking.  I know the Vikings need a cornerback, but I didn't know Russell Simmons was trying out.

         Damn, just say, "We make music that encourages the abuse of women because those bitches still come out on the dance floor and white kids buy it like chicken and waffles."  The air would be so cleansed. 

         I don't want to hear shit about circumstance, record labels, whatever.  Just like women are too stupid to watch Katie Couric EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, women obviously do not mind being lyrically abused, so long as the beat is funky and some brotha is buying the drinks, supplying the herb and whatnot.

         When a woman shoots a rapper for talking that bullshit, there'll be some new lyrics.

        What?!

         

5 Things Learned From Imus

                         April 15, 2007

           5. The only sure things are still death and taxes.

           4. Rutgers will be a great play for gamblers next season.

           3. Gloria Allred can't be everywhere at once.

           2. Political views with any tentacles reaching back to Jim Crow are dead.

           1. Media can get high ratings without black people, but it sure doesn't hurt.

When You're Right, You're Right (et)

                                      April 11, 2007

     Bigg Tone is so big... the brother got two g's in the "Bigg". Now that's big.  In an age where nicknames are usually shorter versions of a name.... the brother doubled up on us.

     Well now he's about to get bigger, because he was on it early that the woman in the Duke rape case was a lying, scheming, piece of shit, sort of like that bitch Kate Faber

     Here's my man's opinion at the VERY beginning of the case. Check it out

A Missed Opportunity

                         April 10, 2007

        It's a damn shame Eddie Robinson isn't around to give his opinion of Don Imus' punch.

        Look, if you vote for me, I'm gonna settle this by assigning a 65 year old brother to wait for Imus at the door of the studio, and just beat his ass.

         What's funny is that despite his comments, I'm more likely to read of a 19 year black kid killing another young African American.  And he'll swear under oath that he's never heard of Don Imus.

Music Update

                 April 8,2007

    Here was my old music list on pandora.com

The New list looks like this:

Billy Preston

Little Richard

John Legend

Tori Amos

Fats Domino

Scott Joplin

Happy 1st Quarter. This quarter, try something new!

Emeril What?!!!

                      April 4, 2007

       See, I know this genius, but he ain't got no sense.

    Now he's hooked up with this cat to write a book, and to promote it, he's made a little video to give you an idea of how brothas create something out of nothing as just a matter of course.

     Why wouldn't black folks know how to make diamonds in the microwave?  We goin be fly no matter the obstacle.  And we all have microwaves.

      I'ma tell you before they do, DO NOT try this at your pad, unless you moving out like Anthony.

      Not content just to cook up some bling, they've written a whole book about the subject. Consider your holiday shopping done.