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To the People Pissed at Hope Solo

                                     Sep Sep 30

            Dear U.S. Women's Soccer Team and Their Sympathizers,

         Goo Goo Gaa Gaaaah  -  mmm -  mwah mwah. yes indeedy, U do still have a good soccer team. Oh Yes! -  you tried so hardsy wardsy good losing 4 to nothing  -  and mummy and Dada are SO happy you learned to count to 4 today! We're just gonna give that not so nice little girl a looong time out until she learns that kicking the ball into your own net is OK because....You kicked the ball. Yea!!!

                           -    "1,2,3 TRY!!!

               What a bunch of babies. Perhaps the worst display of sucking it up I've seen to date.  Hope Solo never said one damn thing about Brianna Scurry.  I have no idea how anyone could perceive her comments to be anything but a crack on coach Greg Ryan's horrible decision. He was the one who made the decision to go with the 2004 hero, not Scurry herself.                     

  I can just imagine these bozo's in the locker room at practice the day after Solo's truth came out.....

"That girl is like so totally mean, she stopped all those other teams from scoring ANY goals. At first I thought she was going to be nice, because she was letting someone score about every 30 minutes, But THEN...OMG.  She didn't let anyone score for like hours, and some of those other teams had come from a really long way!

         Gosh, It's not like we don't get to play another game. And OUR coach is going to get the Congeniality Award, and you know what that means.... Another trip to the Shanghai Dairy Queen!!"

           Get it together women. And you sorry journalists, make these girls live up to that recent commercial that exalts sports as not only meaning bigger stronger and faster, but just plain old skill. And don't stir the racial pot either.

    Here's the only link you need for this issue

      

What the Ecko On Round Here?

                                 Sep Sep 27

                Clothing guy Mark Ecko didn't do the world any favors with his totally stupid idea of having people vote on what to do with the Barry Bonds home run ball. His options were completely dumb and the results as predictable as a typo(i). It's almost as if he's never heard of the story where the test subject gives another person worse and worse electric shocks with the push of a button. OF COURSE people are going to vote to deface the ball.

           If you wanna have a random vote, put something up about whether we should put an asterik on George Bush's 2000 election. Do you still think that was a super tuesday?

            On the is real though, Ecko's psycho world is so twisted that he thinks he can be the arbiter of fairness in Major League Baseball, when his own industry is so corroded with drug taking child working union busting bulimia causing KILLERS, that every shirt we wash ends up getting one little spot on it at some point that renders said shirt unwearable. That, friends, is the devil's mark. That's how dirty the Clothing Industry is.       

              Ecko's all good boy lollipop on the "Today Show", acting like he's making some moral statement on the game of baseball, because they're, you know, altering their bodies. 

               I wonder if he's ever enticed someone to buy his gear using an airbrushed photo in a magazine ad. I'm curious if he's ever made the colors of his clothes more bright in the ads than they actually are on the rack at the store. Dude should straight give it a break. His vote sucks and he's surely not a sports fan if he thinks it's a viable option to blemish a ball that represents something that's occurred only 4 times in the history of Our Game. As if Babe Ruth's accomplishments, in an era devoid of Blacks, Latinos and Asians, represents a more pure time (hmm).

       He makes his money in the hood and goes after the Barry Bonds era instead of the Babe Ruth era? Better Get it Right - Better Get it Right.

          Let's see... Mr Ecko. When I was at the store, I saw your clothes, and remembered your dope ass ads that implied I would be cooler and grab more hunny huns if I bought the hoodie with YOUR name on it. But after I bought it (and believe me, EVERYONE at the store said I looked SOO cooel) I didnt' get no more dap from my boys and I definitely didn't get any more tootay from the gizals. Would I have been better off shooting my 98 bucks into space?

           My vote for the ball? Buy him another one. Then he'll have a set.

Vick v Belichick

                                       SepSep 22

         Jamie Foxx defined the Michael Vick Case. On August 24th,  From Star Pulse, He says, "It's a cultural thing, I think. Most brothers didn't know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn't know that was Fed time. So, Mike probably just didn't read his handbook on what not to do as a black star." When this was going on, I was just saying that blacks may as well sit this one out, because the racism has gotta go somewhere. It may as well be on a brother that was - AT LEAST - hooking up the CONDITIONS to allow dogs to get electrocuted and shit. He was about to get Berry Gordy money, quit fighting dogs, ok?

          But lo and behold comes Patriots' coach Bill Filmajet, cheating during the course of an actual game, and is HE suspended from the League indefinitely?  How about for half a year, like the infamous Tank Johnson? A suspension for the first half of a game, or better yet the second? The answers are no, eh hn and hell naw.

           So it bothers me that the New England Patriots will be punished by giving up what they have (money) while the Falcons actually pursue TAKING money away from Vick, who currently has no ability to earn income.

            That shit's racist.

     How come no one is asking if there is any connection between the ability to secretly record other teams' defensive signals and an insider being able to use that information for gambling purposes? The running joke is, "Why did they have to cheat to beat the sorry ass Jets?"

      Let's acknowledge that the Patriots are a superior team to the Jets, and we expect them to win. If a person knew the team would ALSO be stealing signals, couldn't he look at that as a good reason to bet on that particular GAME?

       I used Covers.com to look at the betting line record between the Patriots and Jets since the 2001-2002 season and Bill Mumbledrek is 9-3-1 Against THE Spread! The Jets play in New York City team, a city that, at times, has been rumored to have illegal betting. May as well ask if anyone knew of this happening and, ahem, let it slip that the coaches knew things looked pretty good the week going into a Jets game. Stealichik's actions have more potential to effect a Vegas Line than Vick gambling on dog rasslin'.

       It's also frustrating from a racial standpoint to see Reelisick avoid any of the 'societal role model' scrutiny that good arguing whites use whenever a black dude is accused of something. The fact is - the high and whitey - ARE role models  - for ADULTS. The coaches and owners of teams, CEO's of every industry and people in on the commercial real estate scam all have one thing in common. They can command five figure fees speaking to breathless audiences, imparting THEIR version of wisdom, gained in the process of becoming better than you.   

        So when Belichik gets hit with a $500,000 fine while making 5 million a year... and the OWNERSHIP gets hit with $250,000, or 25,000 cups of beer, while Mike Vick is about to be out of 22 million, well that's just too much fucking beer. It sends a message to anyone who runs any company with more than, say, 200 employees, that it's OK to fudge a bit on whatever you have to do, be it job applications at Walgreens, overtime pay at WalMart or shade in Jena, La.  If you have the power, your penalty will be money, not time. And taking away someone's ability to earn money (Tank Johnson, Pacman Jones), versus fining people who can afford it (Jerry Buss, Robert Kraft(y)), is straight up the racist BS that I hope most people are referring to when they say, "...things are better than they used to be, even though it could still get better..."

Doesn't Anyone Sew Anymore?

                           Sepsep Nine 12

            Damn.

Speech in ya Each

                     9  2  07

      More Freespeech Show for ya. This one, recorded July 29,  kicks the balls of 'Corporate Greed and Government Incompetence.'

      It would have been great if we had managed to book a chicken and egg, or a pot and a kettle, but the four funny folks here turn the twin evils of avarice and sorriness on they asses.

here's part one                and part two

      Now it's nice to know that incompetence and greed have been practically eradicated during August, but we still have a long way to go! So listen, laugh, and then get to work.