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new england patriots -4 -12  -4.5 -07 / -4.5 -03 / -4.5 +01  -4.5    
indianapolis colts 57o11  57u22 / 57u28 / 57u25  57u20 

           The oddsmakers are saying the Patriots have to win by five points, on the road, for you to win your bet. Or you can pick if the combined score of the teams will be over or under 57 pts.

             Here's what I'm saying, right here, right now....

        Whoever LOSES this game, will win the Super Bowl.

NFL Picks

                          Oct 27         

Time (ET)

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Sun Oct 28, 2007
1:00 p.m. ET Indianapolis ColtsW Carolina Panthers
69 °F
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1:00 p.m. ET Detroit Lions Chicago BearsW
58 °F
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1:00 p.m. ET Pittsburgh SteelersW Cincinnati Bengals
61 °F
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1:00 p.m. ET New York GiantsW Miami Dolphins FOX
1:00 p.m. ET Philadelphia Eagles Minnesota VikingsW
51 °F, Domed
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1:00 p.m. ET Cleveland BrownsW St. Louis Rams
62 °F, Domed
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1:00 p.m. ET Oakland Raiders Tennessee TitansW
64 °F
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4:05 p.m. ET Buffalo BillsW New York Jets
57 °F
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4:05 p.m. ET Houston Texans San Diego ChargersW
77 °F
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4:05 p.m. ET Jacksonville Jaguars Tampa Bay BuccaneersW
85 °F
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4:15 p.m. ET Washington Redskins New England PatriotsW
56 °F
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4:15 p.m. ET New Orleans Saints San Francisco 49ersW
71 °F
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Mon Oct 29, 2007
8:30 p.m. ET Green Bay Packers Denver BroncosW
73 °F
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John McCain's Got it Wrong

                      Ock too sexy

                 Have you heard McCain's response to HIlary Clinton's goal to cotribute a million bucks to fund a Woodstock Concert Museum?  He said he was sure that Woodstock was a cultural and pharmaceutical event, but that he was tied up at the time.

                  That's the type of wreckoric that passes for 'true conservatism' nowadays.

            Everybody knows it was the hippies who ended the Vietnam Invasion.  McCain thinks it was Spiro Agnew that got him out of that hellhole? Hell no!  He should have been touring with Country Joe and the Fish from '75 to '79!

McCain's a trip cause he was getting tortured for a bullshit war and now he supports a bullshit war. Well, reading it makes it seem sensible, but talk about loving your captors.

      The only silver lining to this story, besides craking up when you see it, is that it reminds us that politicians are fake anyway.

Indians. In the End. Oh No. Not Again.

                                      Oct2 Four

              Dear God,

          Are you mad at me?

             -Cleveland Sports Fan

             

  I hit my head at the exact moment Coco Crisp smashed into the wall and had these dreams....         

If only Eric Wedge could have pinch hit with Craig Ehlo.

             If only Sam (the Riverboat Gambler) Rutigliano had been coaching 3rd base, he would have sent Lofton home.

             When Blake and Peralta collided, if only Lofton could have morphed into Ernest Byner, then we'd have had a surehanded person out there.

              Thanks a lot Manny (I like to add something new to my game every 14 years) Ramirez. His NEXT outfield assist will involve pushing a lawnmower.

                Help me out here. Did Sabathia OR Carmona actually EVER win a 20th game?

               I'd fire the guy who was supposed to collect the bugs and bring them to Boston.

                And you thought it hurt to see that brother stabbed with the American Flag back in the day (jk).

               

               

               

Da Winner's Got the W next to it boy

                         O two O

Sunday October 21, 2007
Baltimore 4-2 (Road: 1-2) 1:00pm ET
Buffalo W 1-4 (Home: 1-2) CBS 
Tampa Bay 4-2 (Road: 1-2) 1:00pm ET
Detroit W3-2 (Home: 2-0) FOX 
Tennessee W3-2 (Road: 2-1) 1:00pm ET
Houston 3-3 (Home: 2-1) CBS 
New England 6-0 W(Road: 3-0) 1:00pm ET
Miami 0-6 (Home: 0-2) CBS 
San Francisco 2-3 (Road: 1-1) 1:00pm ET
NY Giants W4-2 (Home: 2-1) FOX 
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Atlanta 1-5 (Road: 0-3) 1:00pm ET
New Orleans W1-4 (Home: 0-2) FOX 
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Arizona 3-3 (Road: 1-2) 1:00pm ET
Washington W3-2 (Home: 2-1) FOX 
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NY Jets 1-5 (Road: 0-3) 4:05pm ET
Cincinnati W1-4 (Home: 1-1) CBS 
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Kansas City 3-3 (Road: 1-2) 4:05pm ET
Oakland W 2-3 (Home: 1-1) CBS 
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Minnesota W 2-3 (Road: 1-2) 4:15pm ET
Dallas 5-1 (Home: 2-1) FOX 
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Chicago W 2-4 (Road: 1-2) 4:15pm ET
Philadelphia 2-3 (Home: 1-1) FOX 
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St. Louis 0-6 (Road: 0-3) 4:15pm ET
Seattle  W 3-3 (Home: 2-1) FOX 
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Pittsburgh 4-1 (Road: 1-1) 8:15pm ET
Denver W 2-3 (Home: 1-2) NBC 
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  Monday October 22, 2007
Indianapolis W 5-0 (Road: 2-0) 8:30pm ET
Jacksonville 4-1 (Home: 2-1) ESPN 
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The New Cheney Family Christmas Card

                               Octateen

             Well all right. The Cheney family has a new member and I guess this answers the question of whether Obama is white enough to win the presidency.

               Which one will say "sup cuz" first?  Related or not, if I'm Obama, I'm STILL not going hunting with that guy.

                What  a trip for Dick. How many relatives whose lifestyles you hate can one guy have?   I can hear him now, "You think being related to THAT hippie is gonna make me re-think my opposition to Martin Luther King day? Fuck that. He can come over for Christmas Dinner, but he's sitting at the lesbian table. Let him try to make a big tent out of that. Hukragh."

           Barak Obama. Part Pirate. I kind of knew because I remembered him saying that he would bomb Pakistan if he had to, feeding some typical US war mongering red meat for Iowa shit. I love that Democrat motto, 'Being Anti-War Won't Affect My Vote.'

              So when you see those shiny lights behind you, and you ease on over to the side of the road and put your hands at the 10 and 2 position and then the flash of the flashlight temporarily blinds you and you hear the voice of your temporay God saying, "Do you know why I pulled you over?", you can take a deep breath and reply, "Because we're related?"

Buy Ellen a Calendar

                                    Soxover 17

               Just joking on the date.

         Anyway, I completely respect Ellen's emotionality, I don't believe it's fake, and she's totally entitled to her feelings.

         But she's an idiot for not waiting until November sweeps.

It's All There Between the Lines

                                  Oct 14

           ..If this college football season gets any crazier, I think it's gonna be Gonzaga vs. Seton Hall in the "championship game".

           ...Seattle's play calling against the Saints made me think it REALLY was Craig Stadler on the sidelines.

            Eric Gagne is Dennis Eckersley in reverse.

           ....When Adrian Peterson is breaking Chuck Foreman's records, you know we're watching a special back.  Foreman is to the modern NFL running back as George Clinton is to hip hop.

            ...The Vikings and Browns both won on the same day for only the 5th or 6th time in like 4 years.

            

Marion Jones in the Town Square

                                             10/11

           Jones has returned her medals and it looks like we're gonna have to make a TV special so the proper women can be rewarded for the their efforts in 2000. I keep reading that she, by turns, disgraced her country, tainted the Olympic Games, sullied the sport of track and field, and farted on the elevator back to the parking garage after her press conference.

           Who are the hypocrites? Anyone who says that Jones' teammates shouldn't have to give up THEIR 1x100 and 1x400 meter relay medals.

            It's really just an example of why HGH (and etc) should be legal, leaving public opinion, Darwin and GOD as the final arbiters of whether or not it's abusive to do something to YOURSELF.  Right?

          If nothing else, we should at least let somebody on steroids be a 'rabbit', and then the clean people can race for the actual prizes.  Just find world class athletes in every event, pay them 1 million a year to compete ON STEROIDS, but not be eligible for any awards. The performances of the non steroid group would soar.

        Take the shotputter as ex.A...." I'ma beat that steroid mufah, URHGak!"  Ex. B....When Tyson Gay wins the 100 meters in Beijing, and goes on Letterman, Dave would say, "...and not just the world's fastest man, he almost beat the steroid muhfah. Please welcome Tyson Gay!"

     theperson notreally theworld's fastestman.

The Joe Torre is O.U.T.

                              Ock 9

Dazit! Cleveland Rocks.