Halloween Redux. 10 Scary Things

         

                November 2nd

                      I ain't never scared, so it was a little hard to come up with, (cue the Dracula voice) teein scahry dings...Bwa Haa Haa Haa!!

           Maybe 10 sad things.

           A couple are scary because of the way I think the 'Hate Crusaders' would react. See if you can guess which ones.

            If you've ever wanted to see 'stream of conciousness' over the course of two days, this is ex. A.

            

          10. Tony Dungy and the Indianapolis Colts are found guilty of cheating. They might kill him.

            9. Magic getting sick.

            8. "The Cosby Show" getting twisted to look like "Amos and Andy" 50 years from now, because blacks still hate on smart.

            7. Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

            6. Tiger Woods hitting his prime.

            5. Michelle Wie finished with hers.

            4.  $100 a barrel oil (i'm playin').

            3.  A Democrat with a backbone.

            2.  A bumber sticker saying "Laura Bush '20."

            1. 10 year olds with matches.