therealstevesmith

Can I Duh?

                               June 11, 2006

     I heard something about some authorities taking down a terrorist plot up in Canada the other day. Didn't really read the articles, can't even tell you what city it was in, but after the Haditha massacre, I was anticipating hearing some righteous good news. Like most with common sense, I understand they hold their position on a target and only take it out when it will achieve maximum political gain (a man, a plan, a koran, al-Zarqawi).

    I hope Canada can continue to handle its terrorist problem. I would hate for the United States to have to invade Canada to "help" them handle an outside threat, even if it's homegrown.

    So, I knew the story existed, the New World Order had triumphed, and that it was safe to look at the baby pictures. And then I found this article and it ignited some interest. It made me think...Racists were here long before terrorists. As long as we're sanctioning murder, let's kill them.

   A tad politically correct, perhaps, but nothing else has worked. We yank corroded teeth, we demolish buildings that have outlived their usefulness, we attack cancerous cells; we can make racism the new terrorism.

   Consider those soccer hooligans who spit at and throw bananas at Black players on the field. Simply follow them out to their cars and blast 'em at a red light. Just google the Notorious B.I.G. police file to get the assasination plans. That 'local' bank that's still marking the applications of minorities and charging them higher interest rates for loans?  Snap an ATM card in half and slice that CEO until he looks like a first draft. When they do those stings where secret applicants call up apartment buildings and get rejected just because they say their name is Tamara or they have a 'black accent?'  Drown that asshole in the bathtub of one of the apartments and put it on pay-per-view. The terrorists will fall in line.

    Only you can prevent racist fires.

Judge McGinty Surrenders to Bin Laden

                     May 12, 2006

   Thank whichever god you want for Mike Malloy. He points out more shit than a tour guide and if anyone of us takes any of his advice, then the world is not as bad as it could be.

   Right now he's got a spotlight on a case in Cleveland that makes you wonder if United 93 really is buried somewhere in Lake Erie.

  This is not Sci-Fi. A 53 year old women is found guilty of FIGHTING with two police officers and forced to be evaluated by a shrink -  In a mental hospital  -  because of her opinions of Cheney's #2.  Not that there's anything wrong with being psycho, but will Judge Mcginty let her use his chair?  What's next, handcuffing a five year old (:-).

   I can't imagine the pictures the guv't has of this McGinty screwball. I thought the sacrifice we're making for the war is to re-assert our freedom. This women ought be 'sacrificer of the year'.  Instead, the Taliban probably sent McGinty a gift basket with a note saying, "Keep believing that it's the Freedom that we hate."

   Trust me, I've always known Heights Bites. But I didn't know their douhgnut mouths were such vicious babies. It's as if they were having a lovers quarrel right before they come across this woman.

   I remember the police transcripts that showed the state of mind of the LAPD 4 just before they cracked up Rodney King. They were referring to the people on their last call as, 'something right out of Gorillas in the Mist,' and basically just de-humanizing people. In this case a cop is yelling at Carol Fisher about how he's sick of this "anti Bush shit."

  That's the type of stuff we accuse the Arab Fundalmentalists of doing. I would give an EMS worker the same benefit of the doubt I was taught to give the fuzz, but the EMS person for the defense only got four minutes to testify. 

  Maybe Ohio should change their State Bird from the cardinal to the kangaroo.  That would reflect Judge McGinty's courtroom.

  World Can't Wait has plenty of great ideas to support this victim and a demonstration is scheduled for Sunday the 14th at a cool place to shop.

South Dakota Starts the Party

                               February 24, 2006

          The State of South Dakota has passed a bill outlawing abortions in almost all cases.  They believe there are not enough children walking around to neglect.  That's the pro life vibe.  Care a lot about babies in the womb, neglect poor children.  Talk about compartmentalizing. 

What's excellent is that the media treats being pro lifers legitemately even though the majority of Americans support pro choice.  This causes  a lot of problems.  It emboldens the right wing to break out these crazy schemes like school vouchers, faith based initiatives, and that other thing.... what is it again?  Oh yeah. WAR.

   With repugnantcans and their followers perfecting the art of stealing elections (live free or Diebold),  patriots had better come up with a counterattack before school prayer is made mandatory or the Stones get a lifetime contract to play the Super Bowl every year (I don't know which would be worse).

     Anyways, the case will go to the Supreme Court and by the time it gets there South Dakota won't be the only state to have a bill like this.  It will be interesting to see how much of the country we lose over the next few years. Tell your friends how much South Dakota sucks.

One of Those Things That Can Happen

                         Febrauary 12, 2006

                      This is so easy.  I was actually thinking this when USA Basketball was getting its ass kicked by Puerto Rico in Athens ("Fuck, shouldn't Puerto Rico be on our team?  Didn't they arrest Al Sharpton or something?")

                      Of course Washington D.C. should field its own Olympic team.

                      What's the capital of Washington D.C.?

       This is all about the honesty, or how truth in advertising will be paramount in the 21st century.  This century is going to be about who is telling the truth.  The information gets out too quickly for anyone to be fake anymore.  I blame Sally Jesse, but you may have another seminal character like Richard Hatch or R. Kelly or Scooter Libby. 

                 Look at Coretta Scott King's Funeral. The Georges basically said, "You know what. Fuck this. I'm going to the funeral. And you can bag on me as much as you want, but my people will think I'm hard because I take it."   This is a change and progressives will have to find a way to combat it.  Regressives have made the charge of racism as disgusting as racism itself, and we're going to have to win that tactic.

                       So D.C., blacker, if not poorer, than New Orleans, wants to field its own Olympic team. If you're a fair person, this is a no brainer (and I don't even use that phrase).

And the Sky is Blue

    February 1, 2006

      Now here's one you don't hear everyday.  Police officer shoots unarmed man.  I will admit, when it comes to geting shot by the cops, women have it better than men. 

   Likewise, you don't hear about women officers shooting ABM's (any brother moving).  Even though females are supposed to be the 'weaker sex', and every cop knows to say they were in fear for their life, it always seems like it's a man who was the big scaredy cat.  Hmm. Next comes the part that always gives me the biggest laugh.  The announcement an officer involved shooting isn't a crime.

     Conversely, This case is amazing.  For an official body to even suggest that a cop has done anything wrong when they kill a boy is like waiting for a priest to hit on your daughter.  The chief of the LAPD thought it was OK that the cop had murdered this boy.  Though in his defense, he probably didn't research the facts.

    

Cop vs. Human

    October 11, 2005

  Those people are animals. I don't understand why they would do this in their OWN neighborhoods, where they patrol. that's like a retard move. Why don't they go to the surburbs and beat people up?  Isn't that who they're mad at? The ones who ostracized them in grade school, laughed at their clothes in Jr. High and wouldn't even come to their parties when their parents were out of town in High School? 

  Most of them are dumb, anyway.  It's not like that Eddie Bob Murphy movie, "Pigs Trading Places", where the two successful guys bet that a, ahem, pigger can't run a corporation because, well, he's pink and everything.

And pink people who oink and glaze in dough aren't smart enough to do anything 'cept go around in packs,with guns and batons, picking on Black senior citizons.

Why can't they just apply themselves and not be such friggin piggers?  Because most of them were raised by punk ass dads who told them that people with different color skin were stupid and lazy. Their parents were such scared imbeciles, they couldn't even see that their own kids were pitiful things, yet EVERYBODY at the high school knew, "yeah, that fool's gonna end up being a donut mouth."

  So now these dagnab piggers (and no, I'm not going to spell it with an 'a') have tried to beat the dignity out of a 64 year old retired school teacher. Since he's human, what do think was going through HIS mind?

  'Will you still beat me

  Will the heat seek me

   When I'm sixty-four'?

  No lie, yesterday I was followed by a Beverly Hills cop for about three blocks and at the end I thought to myself, "Interesting, I must be getting out of the "DWB" demographic." But like some of the best rap, the song remains the same.

Bill Bennett's Big Gamble

       September 30, 2005

  Remember Bill Bennett?  He compiled a bunch of stories, put his name on it and had the nerve to call it "The Book of Virtues".  It made Keyshawn Johnson look like the kid who found a lower price in those Circuit City commercials awhile back. The title alone makes it sound as if Bennett has some stuff that was left on King James' cutting room floor.

  Later it was confirmed that this guy is a piece of shit, and this man's comic strip is right up there with Boondocks when it comes to layin the truth on your funny bone.

  Well now Bill's said some shit that makes John Rocker look like Branch Rickey. Since he's almost certainly anti abortion (unless it would harm the mother), I feel like it gives off the vibe that he wouldn't mind if Black people currently alive were "aborted" to support his instigation. Sure, he tried to put white out on his comment, but what if he really feels like we have to fight crime at any cost?  I'm too young to die!

To Protect and To Serve

    September 14, 2005

   I love undeniable evidence.  These folks have no ax to grind, they're just telling their story.  I hope the "racism's not as bad as it used to be" crowd learns from this. These cops aren't even serving the public during the biggest storm since Noah.

Timeline, Time Bomb

                                           September 8, 2005

  Bush was counting on the American people to hate Blacks, and we're gonna keep proving his ass wrong.

   Try this timeline on for perspective.

    However you look at it, these people did not care for the afflicted.  Props to my girl Zeven Up for telling me about this.

   "2004/07/23 -- FEMA Hurricane Pam -- a hurricane preparedness exercise -- eerily predicted what could subsequently happen if a major hurricane hit Louisiana, and purportedly prepared and informed FEMA and The White House for this contingency "to help officials develop joint response plans for a catastrophic hurricane in Louisiana". A White House staffer was briefed.
Ivor Van Heerden, a hurricane researcher from Louisiana State University who ran the exercise, says "the federal government didn't take it seriously. ... Those Corps of Engineers people giggled in the back of the room when we tried to present information." One recommendation from the exercise: Tent cities should be prepared for the homeless. "Their response to me was: 'Americans don't live in tents,' and that was about it," recalls Van Heerden."

  I got this from Randi Rhodes' web site.

Nation Hates On Milton Bradley

   August 24, 2005

  So now we'll spend a week or so hating on Milton Bradley for the sin of bringing up race.  Up until tonight, I'm sure most people didn't even look at Milton Bradley as a black person.  He was just a nigger athlete, the last demographic in America that white people can dump on without fear of being called a racist, because, my god, the guy's a friggin millionaire, he should just take his money, let us make our little jokes and go impregnate somebody.

  You may remember the high minded people of society making Bradley go to anger management classes in order to keep him from killing some knucklehead who said some stupid shit.  Who knew then we may have been saving Jeff Kent's life.

  By the way, read my plan to fix baseball.