therealstevesmith

Three Degrees of Togetherness

                            December 30, @))^

         I'm listening to my favorite radio show and they're wondering why Blacks and Latinos are killing each other when the people who determine economic policy think of both as dogs.

         Yeah, I agree that some of it is hype by the media, but you have to admit, when you're thinking about it real fast, you don't factor in the manipulative aspect the people who determine economic policy play in the hate game (i.e. owning 90% of the media).

         So the rest is up to us. I don't understand why we can't just discount the bullshit we're forced to read (ok, watch on TV) and treat it like it's designed to steer us away from our natural instincts to trust, help and support.

         If you've never attempted not to hate the COLLECTIVE of other races, I have a fact that might explain how we're all affected by events that happen outside our control in a similar way.

         Everyone over 21,worldwide,will remember where the were when one of these three people died....James Brown, Gerald Ford or Sadaam Hussein.

        The news of one their deaths is important to somebody on the globe. The commonality of that feeling, whether gleeful or mournful, is the force that we should all use to put on another person's shoes, fuck walking a mile.

        In order to avoid the obvious, I like the idea of defending another race. It's easier to be objective that way.

        Right now my thing is those brothers behind the 7-11 counter. Since I smoke (and shit) I'm dealing with a coupla mexicans, asians and even some cats south of the hemisphere. And it pisses me off when folks start in on them. It's time to check that shit at the door.

       Who are you lookin out for?

            

Doughts

                                    Septemper 20, @))^

        On my local Fox News tonight, they were interviewing common mugs on the street, getting them to respond to Venuzualean President Hugo Chavez' characterizing George Bush as a Devil, and I love the women who said, "He may be a devil, but he's OUR devil. We don't need some Forner talking about him like that."  God, this lady had such a great smile.

        Remember when we were kids, and we would say, Well if Gorbachev is mad at Reagan, then those two should just put on a pair of gloves and fight each other instead sending us to die?  Nowadays, I honestly believe the dude from Iran, and Chavez, want to beat our President's ass.  How do we feel about that?  It's not like Colin Powell has his back anymore.   What would Con Rizza do?  Beat the Pres. of Iran with one of those black boots she was sporting awhile back?

   sports........My Vikings are a respectable 2-0, while my Browns....play their home games VERY close to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.  Don't they sell steroids in Cleveland?   We've got a whole museum dedicated to drunks and drug addicts and the Browns can't score some HGH or the Clear.  Dayme.

The First of Many Doughts

                                    August 26, @))^

           Check out this shit about childhood langquage development. And for all these years I thought it just required watching Soul Train AND American Bandstand.

            When you meet people who don't remember the Challenger explosion, do you clown them or try to work with them? I don't care about your answer, it's just that no matter the answer, you WANT to clown them.

              The ten year old who loved The Spice Girls in 1996 now despises The Pussycat Dolls. And the 10 year old who loves the Pussycat Dolls in 2006 will hate the Cunt Ho Clique in 2014.

              A kid today listening to their old man, "In my day, we had to memorize 9 planets, and we liked it!

            Here's my new neumonic device for anyone born before Iran took hostages... Making Virtual Excellence Means Just Standing Up Now

            Doughts are heavy.

Doughts

                            August 19, @))^

           You need to see this boxer Paul Williams. He's called the unique freak, and I can't mess with it. He's six-one 147lbs and has an 82 inch reach. It's like trying to fight Bruce Lee and he's on stilts.

            He fought 2 time champ Shamba Mitchell tonight and ending up throwing upper cuts once he hammered Mitchell 3 feet from the floor. Incredible.

             I just saw "An Incovenient Truth."  I don't think everyone should see it, only anyone who's been hot at anytime this summer.  If you can stand math you learned in 7th grade, he'll make it clear to you that dialing back our consumption would help us to win the war on terrorism.

              Don't forget this cat I know Steve Tatham. What makes him funny is how he leans toward you when he's cracking a joke.

               Should the media really call JonBent Ramsey a beauty queen?

The First of Many Thoughts

                                 August 3, @))^

          I'll be referring to the "2006" like that for the rest of the year because it's time to put the shift on this bee hatch.

          Angst about steroids is bullshit. There are more high school kids dying from huffing and chewing mothballs than will ever die from HGH and its cousins. Stop buying into that excuse just so you can hate Barry Bonds.  Just get super drunk and hate him because he's Black, like Melle Mell would do (not THE Melle Mel). It's amazing that Justin Gatlin and Floyd Landis aren't celebrated like John Landis and the Gatlin gun. These people are guilty of TRYING, same as a college kid who cheats on his LSATs in the attempt to make $90,000 a year out the gate.  The idea of someone moaralizing about steroid use amongst athletes is roughly the same thing as a little person complaining about the height of a ceiling.

         I say that because the percentage of pro athletes to the general population is tiny compared to the number of dwarves to people in the U.S.A.

         And since I linked it, fuck those athletes that give money to the Republican party.

Doughts

                  June 30, 2006

      Will Star Jones get interviewed by Barbara Walters?  Imagine all the money they could raise for charity.

       If Jordan Farmer could be the next Gail Goodrich, that would be cool.

     I told fuhmuckas when those grocers locked out their employees, what was going on; that the COMPANIES were the crooks.  Look at this shit.  Makes me wanna ralph.

Doughts

                        June 29, 2006

Thank you New York Times for reminding us the Bsh Administration is doing much more than simply spying on our phone calls. No need to tax us, since they're getting all the money from each other.  I read about the spying of financial records in the Indianapolis Star, on page A-10. I was pissed it wasn't on the front page. It doesn't mean I don't want the government to do everything it can to fight the war on terror, but the country I'm supporting has freedom of the press.

I guess Israel REALLY doesn't negotiate with terrorists.  I feel safe for its future despite this tragedy.

Doughts

                                 June 6, 2006

    I grew up with a friend who was born on 6/6/66. I won't mention his name cause I don't want him to cast a spell on a brother, but he and I talked about it a couple of times and let's just say I'm glad it's not my birthday.

   Or that I'm gay I want to marry the person I love.  George Bush must have played some serious Barbie and Ken Dollhouse to think that gays getting divorced at a 50% rate is gonna threaten the sancTitty of marriage. And take a minute to imagine the families that support this. What else are they hating that they aren't talking about?  It's like they're lying in hate. Just waiting to pounce on anything different. It doesn't take reading today's date to see that their ancestors go back to Hateys.

   I'm so happy I saw that 5 foot female cop go up against that 7 foot dude. If he doesn't get a movie deal, somebody's getting fired.  How many cops has he gotten away from, taking those long ass strides? You know if there had been a fence nearby, Homes would have gotten away like bling. Just another face in the post office. If Law Enforcement had any sense, they would deputize that cat. He's like a walking hacker.

   NBA Finals time, is America gonna go for the 7' 2" army brat who's only 19,671 women away from Wilt's record, or the 7 foot guy who's country is hosting World Cup, and, if he wins, I'll still have to explain to the casual fan why he's not as good as Kevin Garnett? USA, usa, anyone?

   There must have been a lot of people late for work on Katie Couric's last day on "Today." I kept wondering, do you need to wish someone good luck reading?  But because of all the news reportaging on her sendoff, I did figure out her one unique talent. Couric's the only person on earth who looks exactly the same, no matter her hairstyle. Plus, let's say she fails; I bet her concession speech will rival Al Gore's.

Who, if he decides to run again, will win the presidency.  It's as obvious as Clinton after the Super Bowl in '92. Unless you act now.  Let's face it, when it comes to reppin us, all I have to see is Bill Clinton hanging out with Bush I to see that the Repugnantcan v. Demcraps arguement involves as many people as Paris Hilton talking to her mirror.

             I dought it.

Doughts

                                                  April 14, 2006

        June Pointer dies at age 52.  A lot of people reading this have or have had ambitions of stardom, and my question, as when each of the 3/4 of the Ramones died over the past 5 years, is this: At age 18, if you were told you would win multiple Grammy's, tour the world, make hit records, and get more tail than a donkey, but you would die between ages 50-55, would you agree to that?  In the case of the Ramones, they didn't even have hit records or win any awards. But those fools are legends and every rock band from now until China takes over will call them an influence.  Would you agree to die at 53 years old for that sort of legacy.

        Hold on, my mian man Barry Bonds is at bat against the Dodgers......  He flied out.  It's hard to swing a bat when Uncle Sam is sitting on your back.   Newsflash.  Any investiagation involving Barry Bonds IS about race.  Rafeal Palmeiro pointed his finger at congress and said, "I did not have sexual relations with that needle, stanzabol", then actually tested positive for drugs, and he's not being investigated.  The current Governor of California has admitted to using steroids.... no Grand Jury trying to railroad his ass. 

       Somebody spilled the beans on Valerie Plame.  It was either George Bush, the President, Karl Rove or Scooter Libby.  Now Bush says he de-classified the information, but he didn't do it until 10 days after the leak. 

I'm old enough to remember the Clinton years.  And his opinion polls never looked like this.  If Bush isn't impeached we'll have only ourselves to blame.  He's made our country less safe and if you hear of him going to read to a second grade class, duck. 

          Did you live today? Congratulations. These people didn't.  Is there some sort of bash planned for the day our military deaths equal the number of citizens who died in the attacks on Sept. 11?  Let's look away from "CSI-Podunk" and contemplate this from the article...."Iraqi fatalities for the month are too numerous to try to compile from disparate news reports, though Iraq Coalition Casualty Count numbers them at 568." 

Do you think there'll be anyone left to greet us as liberators?  Maybe one girl. And her name is Halle Burton.

Three Doughts

                                                   March 29, 2006

      How many Duke Lacrosse players does it take to rape a woman?  There's no joke here, unless you think burning down the house means more than just talking head.  Here's another example of citizens deomonstrating upturn the status quo. The lacrosse team would have skated had it not been for campus demonstrations and the ever present Take Back the Night organization.

       How many idiots does take to say, regarding the Latino youth demonstrations, "Most of those kids out there don't even know what it is they're protesting"?  Apparently a lot, cause it's all I've been hearing.  First of all, for 362 days of the year, these talk radio bums don't even realize these kids exist.  So a win for kids. Secondly, the nationwide protest DID force congress to tone down the draconian idea of making it a felony to help a human being.  Win #2. Man I wish I could stulmble on a republican's, any republican's car in ditch. I'd show them a thing or two about not helping somebody.

   Sud Belig orders investigation into Major Freak Baseball steroid abuse.  I'd like to suggest starting at the gate receipts for years 1998-2000. Those things were blown up! Anyone who doesn't think owners and the commissioner looked the other way while McGuire and them brought baseball back post strike thinks Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are going to break Cal Ripken's record.