Deep In the Mouth of Tyco
September 20, 2005
When Kozlowski
Hits cell block G
Deep in the mouth of Tyco
Will that punk Swartz
Get oral warts?
Deep in the mouth of Tyco.
I don't really hope these guys get it in the jail chute. It would be better if they were treated like the Stanley Cup; Each person they've robbed gets to spend a 24 hour period with them. "Hi, Mr. Swartz. Nice to meet you. Better to beat you".
What I love about these two is that they obviously hate America, Tyco is doing that Bermuda scam, and now they're going to find out so much about the U.S. These criminals are going to be in the pen, trying to buy off guards and whatnot, and the rest of the inmates will just be fuming at them. That's good news.
We are a capitalist country. I think there should be a number, say 100 million dollars, that if convicted of stealing, automatically gets you life in prison. And where is this money? Why is it that the it's ok to take a drug dealers property upon arrest, and these guys are ordered to pay back millions LESS than what they stole?