therealstevesmith

Mexican Postal Service Dumber Than Even Vinny Fox

                                           July 2, 2005

         I tried to give Mexican President Vin Fox a pass the first time he said the dumbest shit. Now that he agrees with the Mexican Postal Service about issuing a stamp of some uga booga looking comic I've never heard of, I can only think he's asking for the Colosio treatment, sans the honor.

     I'm laughing just imagining the Mexican postal service. What do they call it, the '64 Chevy Express?  It must be the worst job in the world. Anyone who's ever been to Mexico can verify that there are NO street addresses. And they probably have to spend their entire 2000 peso a day salary on bottled water!  But I digress.

   For now, let's just say I hope Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton use their frequent flyer miles. This could take multiple visits.

Vicente Fox: "Black Men Won't Jump"

       May 15, 2005

  The American population of the culture that invented mathematics took a hit when Mexican Preident Vicente Fox placed them on the lowest level of the evolutionary scale by saying that Mexicans take jobs in this country that "not even Blacks will do".  He made these comments at a huge two day gala held yearly for the Frozen Food industry to convene and discuss ways to further the exploitation of workers.

  Jesse Jackson could change my mind, but right now, I'm not mad at Fox for saying that his people can take it up the butt really really good. Superbly even.

  Now Fox is on the run. But before we beat up on him, we should take a look at who he was talking to.  I imagine these people totally got what Fox was saying and this is nothing more than business as usual.

...Parenthetically, this helps Jim Hahn in his race for Los Angeles Mayor by exposing a perceived fissure in Black/Hispanic relations. That guy could still win, you know. If you're in L.A., you better vote on tuesday.