August 24, @))^
This is an example of my ability to separate fact from fiction. It's also A Best Of post. Everybody thought Michael Jackson was guilty as Nixon, and when he was aquitted everyone blamed his celebrity, which was the reason he was indicted in the first place.
I'd laugh if it weren't so prejudiced.
June 13, 2005
That sick finch on the Court TV, the unethical Nancy Gross, was foolish enough to show up for her TV broadcast tonight. Though blinded by hate, her seeing eye dog was not visible on set. Cabbage Patch Kids all yelled in unison, "Mommy!!"
I especially love how for a year all these talking asses have been saying that Jackson is a washed up pop singer, he sells "only" a million CD's the last coupla times out, and his fan base is small and delusional. Now today he is "innocent by reason of celebrity." (You're going to hear that one a lot on radio and TV. Don't fall for it. Only you can prevent hate). HA!
Then the women who has been making her living shaking her broom at Jackson for the past 18 weeks proceeds to ask her guests on the show whether the people outside of the courtroom supporting Jackson "have a life." Oh, but if only she didn't.
Her people had the good sense to play U2's "Beautiful Day" going into the first commercial.
Quick Nancy Gross jokes. What's the difference between Nancy Grace and Lassie? Nancy Grace is a bitch.
Heidi Fleiss and Nancy Gross meet Santa Claus. Santa says, "Where's the third ho?"
Hey Nancy Gross - Paul Silas called. He said he'd C U next tuesday.
June 13, 2005
I'm loving all the media crying and backtracking and spinning now that their attempt to assasinate Michael Jackson has failed.
The Crappy D.A.
I guess the funniest thing so far is the criminal D.A. tom sneddon. He's actually saying in his press conference that he has no vendetta against Michael Jackson. He's not going to apologize for trying to derail Jackson's life and he honestly believes the scamming family that bilked JC Penny and appeared creepy to all the celebrities they approached.
Sneddon had 70 deputies go through Jackson's house and they couldn't convict him of anything. He spent more money and time (12 years) than for any other case in his career and he says he has nothing to apologize for. I guess going to hell is never having to say you're sorry. Just bury Sneddon with a bible, so he has a gag gift for the devil.
May 30, 2005
I can't wait to see what Tom Sneddon is going to spin after Michael Jackson is found innoncent of all (snicker) charges. He's a reprehensible man, who like the iconic Captain Ahab is chasing after a man he could never catch. So in that respect it's funny, kind of like getting updates about John Rocker's futile attempts at a comeback. My wish is Sneddon to suffer everything that he has no evidence of Michael Jackson doing, except by an Osmond Brother. The one with the biggest hands.
Have you peeped that sicko on CNN each night, Nancy Gross. This parasite's only true talent is looking like the mother of all Cabbage Patch Kids. Yet she draws her salary by glomming on to Jackson's celebrity, demeaning him the whole time. She's sure to have a star on her trailer in hell.
And the average person on the street may fair the worst of all. So many people want Jackson to be guilty because, "...well, he's at least guilty of being a weirdo, ahah, ahee", that they're actually starting to think Jay Leno is funny. Wrong about Simpson, wrong about Bryant, about to be wrong about Jackson. You thought Scott Peterson was gonna walk. You people better watch out, because you're too easily fooled and I know you don't really want to live the sucker's life, do you?
March 29, 2005
The Scales of Justice took a beating today when Santa Barbara Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville pretended to weigh evidence before deciding that the Michael Jackson jury could hear from people that have probably spent most of the money that Jackson gave them.
"She's pretty jacked up", said anyone looking at things in a fair manner. "She's not staying at her sister's place, but her cousin's leaving the light on."
The problem appears to be that the judge had implied he would base much of his decision on the strength of Tom Sneddon's lying accusers. Even though each witness thus far has been destroyed by Jackson defense attorney Tom Mesereau, the Judge has still sided with the State.
Again, there's no real reason to post a transcript, all you need to know is that this is about the only way the prosecution can have a chance in this case. The jurors had already stopped taking notes after the children had admitted to lying and the display of mainstream Holiday Inn type pornography. In other words, there was no case until this Judge Melville beat up the Scales of Justice.
Her recovery is expected to be slow, but complete.
March 15, 2005
The item of disgust here is how many more lies there are compared to what they show us on TV. The news only tells us about the denial of abuse to the dean at John Burroughs Jr. High. Homeboy's lying like Tiger Woods at Augusta next month.
March 13, 2005
See, these people want to use Michael as a "learning experience to discuss child abuse", when in reality this is an opportunity to talk about how people in positions of authority can abuse their power. "Honey, just because that man is the D.A. of Santa Barbara doesn't mean he's not a racist son of a biscayne"
If the yap on Fox is already saying it's a farce, then my only job is to remind people that the D.A.'s name is Tom Sneddon, and yes, he does have a personal vendetta against Jackson.
Who will it be, a son, a daughter, a mistress who writes the book on Sneddon's true motivation? Was he jealous of Ken Starr?
Isn't there some sort of tribunal that can just shut the whole thing off. Let's review... Mom is basically a grifter who has had her children make false accusations about people in the past, the daughter got up there and admitted she lied while she was up there (that's funny) and all we really know is that Mike has legal hetero pornography, which sucks for people who think he molested a boy. I know people will say that he just uses that to lure boys in, and I say you're the one being lured in. Cracking on Mike like he fucked with little boys, he already said he sleeps in the same room but not the same bed with them. What's your problem? It's not like he denies sleeping in the same bed as them and then he does sleep in the same bed as them (making it a "well if he lies about one thing, he might lie about another" thing), he told you what goes on.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go pajama shopping.
January 30, 2005
They go try to fry Mike starting on Monday
Even the devil is saying, "Tom Sneddon? Um, let me, discuss this with the wife and get back to you."
Well Lucifer better decide quickly, because Sneddon is in the car pool lane on the highway to hell. Every stubbed toe, every bumped head, every flat tire, every time he gets one of those stalactites hanging from the roof of his mouth from hot pizza or whatever, that's that punk ass' karma.
A mofo who was in kindergarten when the crappy D.A. first started harassing $ Mike is now like a freshman in college. Martin Bashir must have a waterlogged dick from Sneddon thanking him for doing that hit piece on Jackson back in '03. We all remember Tom Dumb's performance at that news conference last year. He had to come back a few days later and apologize for his lack of respect and professionalism. Well, "apology not accepted / to the broken hearts that you've collected."
I'm not going to spend a lot of time on the particulars, since there is a ton of information out there for anyone who wants read it. However, there is one teeny-weeny bit of info I found that probably won't make the mainstream media in this part of the world (America), so I thought I'd make it available.
Good Luck Michael. It's our asses on the line too.
