therealstevesmith

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Would Paris Eat This Burger?

                          June 14, 2005

Cool ass Val and I were just talking about this.  Maybe someone needs to sit 'ol Mel down.

Nancy Gross Talks Head

              June 13, 2005

   That sick finch on the Court TV, the unethical Nancy Gross,  was foolish enough to show up for her TV broadcast tonight. Though blinded by hate, her seeing eye dog was not visible on set.   Cabbage Patch Kids all yelled in unison, "Mommy!!" 

  I especially love how for a year all these talking asses have been saying that Jackson is a washed up pop singer, he sells "only" a million CD's the last coupla times out,  and his fan base is small and delusional.  Now today he is "innocent by reason of celebrity." (You're going to hear that one a lot on radio and TV. Don't fall for it.  Only you can prevent hate).  HA!

  Then the women who has been making her living shaking her broom at Jackson for the past 18 weeks proceeds to ask her guests on the show whether the people outside of the courtroom supporting Jackson "have a life."  Oh, but if only she didn't.

Her people had the good sense to play U2's "Beautiful Day" going into the first commercial.

Quick Nancy Gross jokes.  What's the difference between Nancy Grace and Lassie?  Nancy Grace is a bitch.

Heidi Fleiss and Nancy Gross meet Santa Claus.  Santa says, "Where's the third ho?"

  Hey Nancy Gross -  Paul Silas called.  He said he'd C U next tuesday.

Following Up On Fowler

                 May 27, 2005 

Arizona businessman Reggie Fowler will not be the majority owner of the Minnesota Vikings.  He still will hold a spot as a partner.  It appears that he needed to run at least a 4.5 forty yard dash and came in at around 4.96.

  No applause, just kiznake, cause I told you in February this deal was gonna have problems.   

How Bizarre

                                     March 5, 2005

  In my effort to bring the reader information she may not be aware of, I find stuff.

  I was not aware of this man's existence until he died, yet I've sang, "how bizarre, how bizarre" roughly 1 thousand times.  Such is the power of music.

  Furthermore, it appears Phil Fuemana was a freedom fighter, and the Maori culture has commonaltites with people here in the U. S.

Chaney

                March 1, 2005

My only question regarding the John Chaney incident is this.... Were the refs making jacked up calls? Coach Chaney was saying that St. Joe's utilizes illegal screens, and no one has reported whether that's true. You can see from this BULLCRAP that a ref not making a call (in this case, offensive interference) can have an impact on the result of the game.

  My sense is that Chaney was probably in the wrong.  You can't tell a kid who only plays a couple of minutes a game to go out there and raise a ruckus and not expect sparks to fly.  I'm just interested in getting beneath the obvious.

Jose Can See

                                           February 26, 2005

I'm wondering if Jose Conseco will go down as the Upton Sinclair of athletics.  For those who care about steroid usage, Conseco might be directly responsible for getting them out of the game.  Would he deserve to go to the Hall of Fame then?

Litmus Test #1

February 19, 2005

   How you feel about this can help determine whether or not you're an asshole

Scruntinizing Fowler

     february 17, 2005

  It's tough to back somebody just because you want positive vibes,  but I'ma be straight punk on it.  I have a feeling that Matt Drudge and other slugs care less than I do about facts.

  Reggie Fowler is going to get all the scrutiny that Con Rizza or the new age torturer Alberto Gonzales should have gotten by the people we elect to do our bidding.  He better not f it up.

Magilla Gorilla Replaces Fred Flinstone

Feb. 12, 2005

Kevin Garnett deserves better than this.  He's starting to remind me of Walter Payton before the Bears won their Super Bowl

Flip Saunders led the Timberwolves to 7 consecutive first round playoff exits.  Not mentioned in the article.  Kevin McHale cost Minnesota 5 years of first round draft choices by arranging a secret deal with Joe Smith (?!) back in 2000. Not mentioned in the article.  Why does the media continue to protect mediocrity in certain individuals?