therealstevesmith

Where's Edwin Starr When You Need Him?

                  August 6, @))^

      War is good for some people.

      Now there are reports of Tony Blair being aware of Plans for an Israeli invasion of Lebannon BEFORE two soldiers were kidnapped by Hezzbolah.  Is this guy Nostradamus or what?  Back in May of 2005 those Downing street memos showed that he knew we were going to invade Iraq under false pretenses, even though there were no WMD's, and even the ones the U.S. had SOLD Sadaam Hussein no longer had the capability of causing harm.  I hope he plans on telling us when Pakistan is going to invade India. I have some friends whose travel it might effect.  I half expect him to write a column for fantasy football players, alerting folks to when a certain running back might be injured or peeping us to the weather conditions in stadiums for the upcoming year.  I mean this guy seems to know everything.  Did you catch him when Bush spat out the word "shit" during the G8 conference?  He didn't seemed surprised one bit.

    What a waterboy. A carrier of lies. An accent having duplicitous stool for the waste of the Bush administration. 

    He just came to L.A., hooking up with Gov. Steroid to make some sort of agreement regarding gloabl warming.  At least I think it was about global warming. Between the two of them, I understood about every fourth word. So it was either gloabl warming or annihilation. If Schwarzenegger thinks standing next to Blair is like introducing The Beatles at the Hollywood Bowl, the California voter has a message for him come November. "We knew John Lennon. John Lennon was a friend of ours. And Tony Blair...is singing off key."

    Everytime.

A Head For A Head

         June 12, 2006

     I heard Mike Malloy talking about this earlier this week. Unless you're Ann Coulter, the father's point has to resonate. His power comes not just from the death of his son, it also derives from his subsequent dealings with government officials and the lies he's been told.

   So when I found this transcript from Democracy Now, with Amy Goodman, I knew it had to be the real deal. Goodman only does stuff that matters.

Can I Duh?

                               June 11, 2006

     I heard something about some authorities taking down a terrorist plot up in Canada the other day. Didn't really read the articles, can't even tell you what city it was in, but after the Haditha massacre, I was anticipating hearing some righteous good news. Like most with common sense, I understand they hold their position on a target and only take it out when it will achieve maximum political gain (a man, a plan, a koran, al-Zarqawi).

    I hope Canada can continue to handle its terrorist problem. I would hate for the United States to have to invade Canada to "help" them handle an outside threat, even if it's homegrown.

    So, I knew the story existed, the New World Order had triumphed, and that it was safe to look at the baby pictures. And then I found this article and it ignited some interest. It made me think...Racists were here long before terrorists. As long as we're sanctioning murder, let's kill them.

   A tad politically correct, perhaps, but nothing else has worked. We yank corroded teeth, we demolish buildings that have outlived their usefulness, we attack cancerous cells; we can make racism the new terrorism.

   Consider those soccer hooligans who spit at and throw bananas at Black players on the field. Simply follow them out to their cars and blast 'em at a red light. Just google the Notorious B.I.G. police file to get the assasination plans. That 'local' bank that's still marking the applications of minorities and charging them higher interest rates for loans?  Snap an ATM card in half and slice that CEO until he looks like a first draft. When they do those stings where secret applicants call up apartment buildings and get rejected just because they say their name is Tamara or they have a 'black accent?'  Drown that asshole in the bathtub of one of the apartments and put it on pay-per-view. The terrorists will fall in line.

    Only you can prevent racist fires.

Siskel's Pissed He's Dead

                                May 20, 2006

   Some movies are made to be seen. I don't mean Ding Dong and Armpiteggeddon. I ain't talkin bout Gone With the Mind and Yourasslicked Dark. This isn't some sorry Wack to the Present or some stylized Save Art. I'm saying Gene Siskel is pissed he's dead because he doesn't have the chance to review a movie so entertainting  - it's FREE. The ticket price is your time. A movie that'll make you shiver with fear as you laugh with confusion. The story of a nation so great, it could only be filmed on location. A picture so violent the audience actually FILLS IN the sex parts. 

"If you're only going to one link this year, don't be an idiot. Click and stay."  -   TR$$

Palestinian Family Flees

                                 April 17, 2006

             Israel is gonna try to fuck somebody up.  Can you blame them?  Hamas needs to be told the concept of "no HARM, no foul."  Hamas is saying that this 16 year boy killing 9 and wounding 70 is a legeitimate act of war due to Israel's "aggression." 

               All I know is the little shit kinda looks like eminem.

5000 Dead From September 11

  October 26, 2005

  Look, we've to add the two thousand "war" dead to the attacks on the Pentagon and the WTC.  All I ever hear is that it's the same guys' fault.

  Even though terrorists kill themselves (and I love em for that), they also look at the long term (and I hate em for that).  These people planned on America committing soldiers somewhere, and no doubt looked forward to killing as many as possible.

  I'm not trying to go out all Bill Maher style, but I can't blame them for allowing the president to advance his own agenda by putting Staff Sgt. George T. Alexander Jr. in Iraq. I'm sure the terrorists are shocked and awed that we haven't started seeking revenge for "neuf said".

Thoughts of Edwin Starr

                                     September 23, 2005

  "With so much drama in the L B C".....

  Oh wait.

  With protests in several cities this weekend, I've been thinking of Edwin Starr's "War".   Were the lyrics written last week?

PS   This song is the moral equivalent.

One in the Bush

August 18, 2005

  George Bush to Cindy Sheehan: "So you're the little lady who stopped the war."

I love these cartoons. Here's my favorite.

Free Sex

   July 21, 2005

  Don't get all horny on me, I just mean Karl Rove's fucked.

Look, you can't be passing messages to and fro, saying shit like, "Double Secret", then have it come out that you knew it was a secret when you leaked it.

Don't believe me.  Read here.

  Here's MY jam, below

"Anyone reading that paragraph should have been aware that it contained secret information, though that designation was not specifically attached to Plame's name and did not describe her status as covert, the sources said. It is a federal crime, punishable by up to 10 years in prison, for a federal official to knowingly disclose the identity of a covert CIA official if the person knows the government is trying to keep it secret."

British Youth Help Al Queda

    July 15, 2005

This will get a whole chapter in the upcoming novel, "How We Lost The War", if we don't get our shit together and stop hatin.