therealstevesmith

My Free Speech Show Transcript

                July 23, 2006

Tonight's Topic: "The Two Party System: Too Corrupt to Save?"

Big Bill brought this topic to the table and I've thought about it / I tried / you know I tried / and I can't come up with this second party that you're talking about / I know one is...ok the Democlicans / and is the other the repungnantcraps / But those are sort of synonyms / kinda like booty and butt / KBR and Haliburton / Bill Gates and slave labor / Rick Santorum and that guy in West Hollywood who just got back from.... So do you mean the party that runs interference for the corporations who send our jobs overseas or the party that gives the crack guy six times more jailtime than the cokehead? / those are code words  (I forgot this part, but used it later)

But if I have to choose between the democlican and repungnantcraps / we have a better chance of saving the repugnantcraps / and not just for oratorical reasons

i think maybe we could save the repungnantcraps / we're in the process doing that / Joe Lieberman is about to get bounced / And that's one repungnantcrap right there / People blame Ralph Nader for losing the 2000 election / But Lieberman for VP made about as much sense as Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra breaking up due to creative differences / Here in California / Diane Feinstein - repugnantcrap / Is she the political version of Dennis Miller or what? / Remember her original commercials / Forged from tragedy / and then they showed her getting sworn in as mayor of san francisco after Moscone got murdered? / She was a maverick, a trailblazer / She was Barbara Boxer with length / there was talk of a tour with Linda Ronstadt / And look at her now / What's good for Tutor Saliba is good for America / she's like Dennis Miller / if you ever met her / you'd want to say / "hey , didn't you used to be Diane Feinstein /

So that's the problem / People have to look at this other party as actually the 2nd Party / Just get obstinate on Muhfuckas / No they aren't two different parties / it's one club of multi-millionaires negotiating the best way to keep all the money / And hold that space / write the editor of the newspaper and say / Hey in yesterdays' edition you described the republicans and democrats as two different parties and they're not - could you run a correction please / And include your full name / (I forgot to say that part.Damn. I forgot the next italicized part too)

The Idea of saving the two party system is like / if we could get that done then next week we'll save the confederate flag. / Save it in order to do what? / increase Randi Rhodes and Sean Hannity's ratings? / What is there worth saving? / Let's pretend we actually tried to save the two party system / what would it take / We'd have to throw Ralph Nader in jail for.... sedition. Trust us Ralph - it'll be better than where we're going /

But to form that party we have to get to those liberals out who thought throwing Nader in jail in 2000 may have been a good thing / and goddammit / how is there ever going to be anything other than a corrupt two party with that kind of small minded unimaginative short sighted thinking / So party on, and try not to kill everybody before you leave

Check out a recording of a previous Free Speech Show here.

My Space Goes Legit

                       June 8, 2006

   50 years ago brothers had to sing on the corner to get noticed.  With myspace.com, a singer can open up their own corner.

    E. Walter Smith has debuted his My Space page. And if it's anything like his vocal range, then it's gonna be huge. It features four songs by him, and drops the details from a career that not only includes an endorsement by the United States Pastor's Association, it gives a shout out to P-Funk.

   In other words, E Smizza is the complete package.  His lyrics tackle the issues of forgiveness and letting go, how to express vulnerability in a 'manly' fashion and what it takes to make a love last forever.

   If you're tired of crotch grabbing makeup caking pitch changing cartoon singers, then check out E. Walter Smith.

Media Continues To Make Blacks Look Worse Than They Are

                             May 14, 2005

  My last post directed you to a blog that contained links regarding the Dave Chappelle update.

  Now when I was going through that guys' links, I noticed this... (** PEEP** click this BEFORE you read the rest....)

  The picture and caption used by MSNBC imply that Dave Chappelle is somehow bankrupt in South Africa, and his reaction is part of the story.  Click that shit again. wahup?

  Why would MSNBC want to imply, 'Here's another black man who had money and is now broke', when the story is he needs to talk to someone?  That's like the News showing a sinking ship when the story is food poisoning on a cruise.

    The MS part of MSNBC must stand for Mississippi.